tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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fallen-angel-it-hurt:

accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

women omg what 
  • mom walks into my room: goodm-
  • mom: where did you get all those flannel shirts
  • me:
  • mom: whY DO YOU HAVE A GUN
  • mom: AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TOILET PAPER
  • me: …its for the apocalypse.
  • mom: oh god.
  • me: hey, this stuff was his idea. especially the toilet paper.

jesuisunefangirl:

Waited 4 years and 10 months to finally say it: Happy August 1st 2014 Supernatural fandom! Don’t forget to hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it’s made of gold! 

  • Me: *writes 'Croatoan' on right arm*
  • Person: what's that for?
  • Me: to protect me from the virus
  • Person: what virus??
  • Me: you'll find out *squints mysteriously and shuffles away*

Supernatural Meme : Two demons [2/2] » Crowley

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

ayebastille:

have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow

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